You should hear my mommy! Before I was born she had certain views on the use of a pacifier. After all, my big sister didn’t really use a pacifier all that long, a month or two, and then she found her thumb. Mommy said I wasn’t going to use a pacifier…and then I arrived, and I was colicky to boot. My how her story has changed.
Mine hasn’t…I listened to her while I was in the womb and I won’t use a pacifier. Any of them. Mama wants me to take a pacifier to calm me down, but I won’t. She desperately, desperately wants me to take a pacifier. Wanna see how desperate she is?
Yeah, desperate is the word mama. She has even ordered one of those from the internet. She has one more on its way, this one. Gumdrop pacifier. She’s hoping it will be “the one”. We shall see. Hee, hee, hee.